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Bernard and Barbara

Bernard and Barbara live in Dunittin' cottage right in the heart of the village. Barbara loves all things small and furry and particularly enjoys stroking her cat Fufu. She is very house proud and always quick to whip out her feather duster.

Barbara always cleaned her mantlepiece before Bernard poked the fire

Barbara stroking her Fufu

Bernard is a keen gardener and bee keeper. He has a hive just by his back passage along with a vegetable patch where he grows extra long marrows.

Bernard much enjoys topiary and his prize winning cock is proudly displayed in the front garden

Bernard pricking out

While Bernard read War and Fleece, Barbara normally enjoyed a more risqué read such as Fifty Shades of Fray or Fear of Plying